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No, we do NOT buy 2nd market creatures. Don't even ask.
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The 1998 Christmas Shocking Stuffers!! Available Now!!
Dealer Special Holiday Pack!
Includes 12 each of the following:
Cold Turkey
Slushy the Snowman
Splat in the Hat
$ 75.00
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Infamous Series I
Dealer Special Infamous Pack!
Includes the following:
Bull Clinton - 12
Mike Bison - 12
Donkeyng - 6
Buddy Dog - 6
$135.00
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Set of all 3 includes:
Cold Turkey
Slushy the Snowman
Splat in the Hat
$10.00
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Infamous Meanies Available Now!!
Infamous Series I
Celebrity |
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Set of all 4 infamous meanies includes:
Bull Clinton
Buddy Dog
Donkeyng
Mike Bison
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$20.00 |
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Set of 2 infamous meanies includes:
Bull Clinton
Buddy Dog
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$16.00 |
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"Bull Clinton" is "full of it" they say.
His "staff" couldn't get out of the way
He's in and out of courts,
'cause of his fallen shorts,
he leans to the left, so they say.
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$10.00 |
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"Buddy the Dog"
Buddy's been sniffing around
and, panties are what that hound found.
He got them in bed,
on the president's head
Now guess...who'll be off to the pound.
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$30.00 |
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"Donkeyng"
Donkeyng the promoter is brash,
with his smile, his cash and his flash.
More than anything else,
he's promoted himself,
but that "suit" can't quite cover his @#!
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$3.00 |
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"Mike Bison"
Mike Bison's a boxer with bite.
He's the best when it comes to a fight.
So, stay in your homes,
when this buffalo roams
and keep your ears well out of sight
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$3.00 |
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 "Godfather" Don Albacoreleone
The Don's rules are the ones you should use,
cause without him you're likely to lose.
Deny him his wishes,
and you'll sleep with the fishes.
It's an offer you cannot refuse.
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$25.00 |
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Infamous Series II - More celebrities!!
Series II Meanies - Available Now!!
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"Floaty the Fish" is dead as can be,
on his back he bobs constantly.
His eyes are all puffed.
Should Floaty be stuffed,
or flushed and buried at sea?
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$3.00 |
Sold Out |
"Bare Bear"
Not locking his door wasn't wise.
He was expecting just one of the guys.
Goldilocks barged in,
he was down to his skin,
and they both got quite a surprise! |
$3.00 |
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"Velocicrapper" is laying some pipe.
It's big, it's brown, and it's totally ripe.
It draws all the flies,
It waters your eyes,
and there's not enough paper to wipe! |
$3.00 |
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"Donnie Didn't Duck"
When his mother lectured, Donnie Didn't care.
"If your head wasn't attached,
you'd leave it somewhere."
Now his head is missin'.
When mom speaks you better beware!
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$3.00 |
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"Lucky the Rabbit"
(see poem below - this tag however says series 2)
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$25.00 |
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"Sunny the Preemie Chickie" got cracked and came out too quickie.
He wanted to fly,
and now with bacon he'll fry,
Poor Sunny's all broken and sticky! |
$3.00 |
sold out |
"Peeping Tom Cat"
This Tom Cat liked to Spy.
You could tell by the look in each eye.
This cat was a creep,
at his neighbors he'd peep,
'til they came to arrest this strange guy. |
$3.00 |
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"Chicken Pox"
Red spots were all over this chick.
He'd itch and he'd scratch and he'd pick
"The Pox" was contagious
the itching outrageous,
and those scabs would make other chicks sick |
$3.00 |
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"Bessie Got Milked"
Her agent sure got her inspired,
but her milk is all he desired.
"You will make lots of cash
with your own milk mustache,"
but Bessie ran dry and got fired.
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$3.00 |
Sold Out |
"Burny the Bear"
Burny was back in the woods,
where you know he was up to no good.
All his clothes needed patches,
from playing with matches.
So,don't mess with fire understooed?!
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$3.00 |
Sold |
"Digger the Snottish Terrier"
A dog from Snotland named Digger,
did what you probably figger.
Don't ask for this paw,
for he's picked his nose raw,
and those pickens just keep gettin' bigger!
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$10.00 |
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"Phlemingo"
What Phlemingo coughs up is obscene,
It's thick and slimy and green.
When he starts a hackin'
the neighbors start packin'
'cause he treats the streets like a latrine.
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$3.00 |
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Series I Meanies
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"Boris" the mucousaurus has a leaky snout.
Wherever he goes his boogies drip out.
His snot hangs from his nose, which
he never blows. When he sneezes you'd better look out!
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$3.00 |
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"Fi-Do" the dalmutation. A dalmutation named "Fi-Do" is an odd
mutant beast. Where he should have 1 head,
he has 2 heads at least.
With 3 eyes in 1 head, and 1 eye in
the other,
this strange, creepy mutt could be his own brother.
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$3.00 |
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"Hurley" the Toucan made a habit of pukin',
'specially while up in the air. His friends would all run,
'cause his barf weighed a ton, and they didn't
want chunks in their hair.
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$3.00 |
Sold Out |
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Lucky's so mad he's insane.
He has every right to complain. He'd like to kick rump,
but he can't with a stump, 'cause his foot is
someone's key chain! |
$15.00 |
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"Peter" gotta peagull was in trouble. He had to get to
the toilet on the double. If he doesn't get through the door,
there'll be a puddle on the floor, for
poor Peter will have burst like a bubble!
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$4.99 |
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"Splat" the road kill kat didn't cross at the green.
A big truck was coming that couldn't be seen.
To the left and the right this kat didn't look,
and now poor splat is as flat as a book.
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$6.00 |
Sold Out |
Terminated!
Beast |
Price |
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"Sledge the Hammered Head Shark" isn't quite dead,
some diver had flattened his head
He was in a hungry mood,
and was searching for food,
now the diver is sushi instead!
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SOLD |
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"Mat the Fat Bat" couldn't fly,
some diver had flattened his head
His big belly kept him out of the sky.
He hides on the ground,
like a blood thirsty hound,
Bites your toe, and sucks you bone dry. |
SOLD |
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"Navy Seal" is a fighter all right,
protecting the world with all of his might,
With his tank and harpoon
the enemy is doomed.
They might as well give up the fight!
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SOLD |
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"Otis the Octapunk"
Said "Yo Dude, my music's not junk!"
He would smash his guitar
like a crazy rock star,
and the octagirls would call him "OctaHunk"!
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SOLD |
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"Snake Eyes Jake"
All of the serpents were rolling the dice
They were playing each other for a pile of mice
One set of dice were fake
They belonged to Snake Eyes Jake
He was sneaky and would win at any price.
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SOLD |
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"Bart the Elephart" was a blast
Butt around him his friends all felt gassed
When he came they could tell
For they knew his foul smell
Which would clear out a room super fast!
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SOLD |
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"Armydillo Dan" is a fighting machine.
He is trained to be tough, hard and mean.
Always ready to attack,
with a cannon on his back,
Just don't ask him to clean the latrine.
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SOLD |
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